A while ago, my roommate old WeChat chatted up a girl who's from the university next door. She was really attractive, and they've been seeing each other for almost half a month now.

This truly made Chen envious, though he was just a poor nobody. But no one could stop him from pursuing his dreams of happiness, could they?

So, Chen opened the "Nearby People" section.

Tai Bai Jin Xing, 100 meters within

God of Wealth, within 100 meters

Colossal Titan, within 100 meters

……

"Geez, what the heck is this?"

Chen was stunned. Where was the girl he had been promised?

At first glance, it's all kinds of divine nicknames, quite unique and eccentric.

What are you up to?!

Chen tentatively clicked on Tai Bai Jin Xing.

According to the detailed information, it's understandable that Chen had a strange expression when he saw the signature "One Celestial Official from the Heavenly Court" at the Tai Bai Assembly Hall of the celestial realm.

Curious, Chen applied to be friends. The other person not only approved immediately but also quickly pulled Chen into a WeChat group called "Tian Ting Liu".

The Jade Emperor invited the fairy Chang'e to join the celestial court.

"Taibai Jinxing invited 'Erlang Shen' to join the celestial court and form a gathering..."

"Tai Bai Jin Xing invited 'Lv Bin' to join the heavenly court..."

Tai Bai Jin Xing invited "Yue Lao" to add celestial beings to the heavenly court...

Well...

Looking at these unbelievably cheesy nicknames, Chen Weiwei narrowed her eyes, as if she had entered a high-end entertainment venue for those in the late stages of middle school angst.

Giant Spirit: "Wow, Tai Bai actually brought Chang'e into this!"

Nezha, the Third Prince: "The Heavenly Court is getting more and more lively!"

Tai Bai Jin Xing: "Everyone, Jade Emperor has ordered me to create this chat group, aiming for everyone to chat more and enhance your relationships. For new members who just joined the group, please note that you are not allowed to insult or attack others. If you have any issues, please resolve them privately. Otherwise, it will be dealt with according to the Tian Ting's **Article 27, Section 24**, resulting in a year-long ban in the small black room."

"Hello everyone, my name is Lv Bin. I'm new here, so please take care of me (smiling)."

Erlang God: "Support (smiling face)."

The giant spirit: "It's fine, just come out and take a peek, Flow."

Chang'e Xianzi: "Hello everyone."

Leigong: "Greetings, Chang'e! (Evil grin) "

Caishenye: "Chang'e Xianzi, hello! (Shame!)"

Lung-dragon Arhat: "Greetings, Chang'e! (Heh)"

Fu Hu Luo Han: "Jiang Long, what are you getting involved in..."

……

"This..."

Chen stared at the screen in disbelief, her worldview crumbling with every message she read.

This might be the most serious way he's ever seen a group of people talk nonsense.

Matchmaker: "Ahem, I'm late. Looks like things are still lively."

Erlang Shen, "Yue Lao!! Where are the friends you promised to introduce me?"

Matchmaker:：“……”

Giant Spirit: "Yue Lao, you seem to have promised to help me introduce friends too!!!"

Nezha, the Third Prince: “Me too!”

Matchmaker Yue Lao: "(Laughing and crying) Everyone, please don't worry. I can't help it either. The passage between the mortal realm and heaven has been closed for a hundred years. There haven't been any new immortals added for a hundred years. Give me some time to pull the strings!"

Tai Bai Jin Xing: “The Heavenly Court has opened a marriage policy, so Yue Lao’s work naturally increased. Everyone please understand, why don't we have Yue Lao give out red envelopes to compensate everyone a little?”

Matchmaker: "Taibai still understands me. Just give red envelopes!"

……

This month as soon as the Moon God appeared, the entire WeChat group exploded. All these male gods immediately pleaded with the Moon God to introduce them a ticket.

And Chen, of course, was also one of them. Whether it's the "middle-schooler" group or the "snake disease" group, as long as they are not mentally impaired and there are red envelopes, they will definitely grab them!

Wow!

The phone vibrated, and a red envelope with a password appeared immediately.

Twenty years of practice had given him typing speed that was beyond compare. In the blink of an eye, Chen had copied and sent out the command "Work hard, everyone."

A barrage message immediately popped up on the screen: "The red envelope has been snatched!"

"Holy shit, this thing's been running for millennia?!"

Looking at the barrage on the screen, Chen couldn't help but laugh and cry. His typing speed was already quite fast, but he still couldn't grab one, it was simply unfair!

He scoffed and casually clicked on "See Everyone's Luck."

The best luck was with Erlang Shen, who snatched 126 points of merit. Chang'e Fairy grabbed 98 points, while Fuhu Luohan got 72...

"What is merit? A new feature?" Chen was puzzled.

Erlang Shen: "Haha, my apologies! Let me have this one!"

Nezha, the Third Prince: "Yue Lao, I didn't get one!"

Lu Bin: “Envy…”

Titan: "Why is your typing speed so fast?"

The Dragon Subduing Arhat: " (crying) Matchmaker Moon, I didn't get any merit points at all! Can you release another one!"

Caishen: "Yue Lao, don't be so stingy! Jade Emperor doesn't give you merit every month, does he? Come on, send another one!"

Tie Gua Li: "Yue Lao, red envelopes, please!"

"Thousand-Eyes: Red envelope #2 please!"

"Wishing for a red envelope of 3!"

……

Matchmaker: "Alright, this time I'm giving out a big one. Don't blame me if you don't get it..."

Chen held his breath and focused intently, he wouldn't believe he couldn't get it this time!

Another password red envelope popped up, Chen's speed this time has basically reached its peak, copy and paste in one go!

"Congratulations! You have successfully claimed a Common Affinity Talisman and it has been stored in your Treasure Box. It can be extracted and used."

Well!?

Chen's face was stunned, he flipped through the main menu once. There was really a treasure chest option under his wallet!

"Strange, when did WeChat become so magical?"

His heart was filled with suspicion, so he opened the treasure chest.

【Common Fate Talisman】

Description: Using this on the target will increase their affinity by 10 points.

After the explanation, there was an extraction option. Chen's heart grew more and more suspicious, and unconsciously, his finger tapped the extraction option.

A barely perceptible stream flashed past, and in Chen's hand there was now a sheet of cyan paper.

"An ordinary fate charm, a one-time consumable. Write the other person's name and it takes effect instantly!"

A thought flashed through Chen's mind, and he immediately understood how to use this ordinary fate talisman.

"Oh, come on..."

Chen was dumbfounded, staring at the ordinary fate talisman in his hand, unable to utter a word.

This isn't a bunch of teenagers acting edgy, this is actual godly power.

For a long time, Chen Cai only stood there, stunned. His mind was in turmoil.

This has to be a dream! This ordinary fate charm in my hand proves it all!

"That is to say, I've just joined a celestial chat group. Every member is a genuine, unadulterated deity? The Matchmaker God, the Second Brother Deity, Taibai Jinxing, Chang'e… they're all real..."

With this godly chat group, wouldn't reaching the pinnacle of life and marrying a rich and beautiful woman be within reach?

Only someone as thick-skinned and oblivious as Chen could have such a strong ability to handle this. If it were anyone else, they probably would have peed their pants.

Holding the ordinary fate talisman in his hand, Chen felt increasingly excited.

You have to try it, you definitely have to try it!

Why would I even bother finding a girlfriend when I have this amazing chat group? I'm basically dating goddesses now!

Chen didn't say a word and tucked the ordinary縁分符 into his pocket. However, after staring at the chat group for half the day, he didn't see any red envelopes. Of course, he didn't dare to send a message, fearing that once these immortals found out he was a mortal, the consequences would be unimaginable.

At best, you might get kicked out of the group. At worst, you could possibly have your memories erased. Either way, it's best to be careful and cautious.

Weiwei nodded slightly, then Chen made a red envelope reminder and temporarily left the chat group. He immediately sent a message to his roommate Liu Yuan: "Liu Yuan, I have something to ask you."

Liu Yuan was obviously playing with his phone in class and immediately replied, "What?"

Chen Xiang didn't even think about it before blurting out, "Does Li Yanran have a boyfriend?"

Because he doesn't know how powerful the effects of this 10-point fate are, what if they're very strong? If the other person doesn't have a boyfriend, it's fine, but if they do, Chen also doesn't like doing things like digging someone else's wall.

"Whoa!? What do you want to do!?”

It's nothing, just asking.

"You wouldn't want to go after Li Yanran, would you!?"

Chen Wu-yu: "..."

"Where do you get your courage?"

"One of the school's most recognized deities, is someone you can pursue?"

" (Cry-laughing) Don't kid yourself, there are at least five people chasing after you. They either have money or power, any one of them would be a top-tier handsome guy with an overflowing harem."

Chen said helplessly: "So you don't have a boyfriend?!"

"... (Skull)"

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